This is a duologue about driving and the nightmare that is finding a parking space.
Andy and Jay are having a day out shopping in the city. Before they can start looking in the shops, they need to find somewhere to park their car.
Andy: Is that one there?
Jay: There are two yellow lines.
Andy: So what?
Jay: I keep telling you! You can’t park there if there are yellow lines!
Andy: This is ridiculous! We’ve been looking for ages. I told you we should have caught the train in instead.
Jay: What? You’re full of it! You were the one who said driving would be quicker!
Andy: Let’s just put it here.
Jay: It’s a driveway!
Andy: And…?
Jay: There’s a sign that says they will tow the car away if anyone parks there!
Andy: That wouldn’t actually happen.
Jay: Well, would you want to pay the three hundred dollar fine and release fee if that happened?
Andy: Erm…
Jay: Thought not.
Andy: Shall we just go home?
Jay: Yeah. I don’t really fancy shopping anyway.
OkaySay 